CRAZY? I doubt it! read FAKE NEWS! be somebody!

WHEN I WOKE UP IN HOSPITAL, I COULD'NT move my arms or legs.  Oh, I wasn't paralyzed or anything . . . I was in four point restraints flat to the bed on my back.

 OBVIOUSLY a victim of mistaken insanity...as this only happens to crazy people, and after all, I, Vernon Rust of mediocre and fleeting songwriter fame, was a lot of things...but insane?

Really? I don't think so...me?

Insane? Mentally incompetent? Honestly?

That's just CRAZY talk! (however, several Doctors and judges seemed convinced enough otherwise to keep me a month or so, ...just to make sure)

BUT WAIT A MINUTE HERE! The last thing I remember was kissing a beautiful woman goodbye at the Sydney International Airport.

There were children laughing.

Her children.

Her husband was really getting pissed off.

There was a struggle.





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